Search Terms

I use this site to (repeatedly) state to my readers that they are not alone in their darkest moments, when the pressures of being in a relationship with something that for the most part appears to be an armed shadow or a voice on a telephone take their toll, and they feel like screaming or smashing something.  Here is some statistical proof for you.  You really are not alone – and what is really telling is that the members of the military are as concerned and stressed about their relationship situations as we are on the outside.

The following are recent search terms that people have typed into internet search engines that have resulted in hits on my page.  They are verbatim, unedited.  Some of them were typed in in excess of 40 times:

i hate being a military girlfriend

i can’t deal with my boyfriend being in the army

how do you cope with your partner being in afghan

how to not worry military girlfriend

second thought about waiting deployed boyfriend

1st time army girlfriend. what to expect.

army boyfriend didn’t come back to me after end of his tour

boyfriend in the falklands

why should you break up with boyfriend before going into military

how to deal with being an army girlfriend

leaving gf for army anything i can do for her?

how to cope with being an army girlfriend

does the military fly troops home for the death of a girlfriend or fiance’

how to deal with being a military girlfriend

did your girlfriend leave you while in army

is it easy to be in a relationship in the british army

if im in the army and my bf is in the navy can we date

how to have a relationship when your partner is in the army

support for afgan shoilders girlfriends

how the army affected my relationship with my boyfriend

being an army girlfriend

i am a widowed army wife

army girlfriend problems

how to tell wife i want to join forces

having a girl back home in the army

can’t handle being military girlfriend

how to cope with being a military girlfriend

army girlfriend stress

what to expect as an army girlfriend

i havent heard from my boyfriend in 3 weeks in afghanistan

being a soldier’s girlfriend

army girlfriends who have partners on tour

how long has it been since you heard from boyfriend in afghanistan?

is it easy to be in a relationship in the british army

crap a soldier’s girl takes

did your girlfriend leave you while in army

army ruined my relationship

my girlfriend can’t stand being away from me

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See what I mean?  That was just a small taster, too.  Now to cheer you up a bit more, here are some hilarious and quite frankly bizarre search terms that have caused hits on my blog.  They have brought me many laughs and sometimes caused me to question humanity itself….. Enjoy!

army slags

tidworth slags

sexual assault Catterick <—– there have probably been a lot of these, good luck with that search

squaddie slags

visiting slags <— like at a slag zoo?

armyslags.com <—- they have their own website now? Hopeful much

songs for army girlfriends <—- who would search for this?

the song for prisoners wives <— they want a song for chuffing everything

is bfpo faster than regular post <—- someone is in for a disappointment

i want to marry a cop <—– umm.. OK? Why type it into Google though

how to marry a cop <—— is this the same person? Keen

what a special forces soldier needs in a wife <—- given up on Police and decided to go for them instead?

married to policeman<—- Hurrah! looks like she was successful

being the girlfriend of an army <—- she must be very, very tired

shave bum fluff or let it grow <—– genuinely can’t believe some poor boy consulted the internet over this

a message to shout at girl who took my boyfriend <—– get over it. He’s not your boyfriend any more

my friend stole my boyfriend how to get back <—— same as above

british army shit <—— Oh, bless you.